angry liberal feminist killjoy

ajtheslayer:

broken-girl-with-broken-dreams:

ya know what would make my room look better? someone in my bed for me to cuddle and watch christmas movies with 

A Mood™️

(via theprinceofsnark)

owlcitee:

pitbullfan:

“youre gay? you dont look gay”

well shit wtf does a gay look like 

(via teenagerposts)

notbecauseofvictories:

ME, ANTICIPATING A WHOLE WEEK OFF OF WORK FOR THE HOLIDAYS: Oh my gosh I will get so much done, I’ll read six books and write a ton and maybe even study and also—

ME, FIVE DAYS LATER, WHEN MY EXTENDED FAMILY IS FINALLY GONE FROM THE HOUSE AND QUIET FALLS: If anyone asks me to do more that lie here, breathe, and photosynthesize, I will kill them.

(via theprinceofsnark)

just-shower-thoughts:

If everyone with tinder goes to Antarctica and changes their pictures to penguins, we could bring Club Penguin back to life

just-shower-thoughts:

When slowing down for a school zone you are probably more focused on going 20mph than you are on the road.

fawxblogs:

m86:

humvees:

sapphic–leia:

gablesmcgee:

the-real-seebs:

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

what timeline is this

wh….

(via teenagerposts)

justsomeantifas:

making shoplifters who stole $100 worth of goods go to court dates and shit is so much more expensive than the shit they stole. it’s literally the state bending over backwards to appease capitalists